- "Charmanders are red squirtles are blue if you were a pokemon id choose you. Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam like jesse and james we would make a perfect team. Ill stay by your side like pikachu and ash I love you more than a level 80 rapidash. You're more legendary than a zapidos, entei or mewtwo. Out of 450 I choose you."
- what i actually said: i forgot
- what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
thiS FUCckIGN gOoSe Se PIssed Me OFFF So MUCh yOU’RE a fucKING gODoSSE NOT a FUCKING flamingo
I HAVE ACTUALLY RECEIVED HATE BECAUSE I WAS TELLING THE GOOSE IT WASN’T A FLAMINGO. NO.